Tony Awards 2018 – Worst Dressed

I covered all the other looks from beautiful to mediocre.  Now it’s time to get dirty.

tavi gevinson
Tavi Gevinson in Zac Posen

Dear Tavi, Grow up.  I feel like she’s still trying to get by on on her “style rookie” status but at 22 it’s a really tired schtick. It could be that I hate this dress because I don’t like Tavi.  There’s a good chance that if this same dress was on Yara Shahidi I’d really like it. I’m really struggling with the Pepto shade and the wrinkly looking fabric though.

michael sera
Michael Cera

Who is his stylist and why did they A.) Let him pair these brown shoes with that tux and B.) Not straighten his bow tie???

carey mulligan
Carey Mulligan in Giambattista Valli

Matronly cut and a corny print does not a style moment make.

Sara Bareilles
Sara Bareilles in J. Mendel

I love J. Mendel but this color is all wrong.  Not just on her but on anyone. If it were a cool tone pastel and the embroidery on the bodice was two tone or white instead of black, it would be a major improvement.

Lilliana Vazquez
Lilliana Vazquez in Sachin & Babi

When it’s not enough that everyone can see your crotch, so you add some bedazzled vaginas to your dress.

Kelli O'Hara
Kelli O’Hara

Who did this to her???

Thalia and Tommy Mottola

There’s so much going on here I don’t know where to begin.  Everything about this is exhausting.

Jamie Parker and Deborah Crowe

I have no idea who these people are but they are READY for a Roaring 20s themed Murder Mystery Dinner.  Speaking of, who do I have to kill to never see another Herver Leger bandage dress on a red carpet again???

Zoey Deutch
Zoey Deutch in Brock Collection

Be more dowdy… You can’t.

Tatiana Maslany in Zac Posen

Jesus H. Christ! Designers! Please start lining your dresses! Those nipple covers look like leftover shoulder pads.

Tom Higgenson
Tom Higgenson

Fuck off.

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